Items for Which I Would Give Up All Contact with D:

• a 36 on my ACT, perhaps I'd give him up even for a superscore of 36
• guaranteed straight A's
• guaranteed straight 5's on the rest of my AP tests
• be on the top 5% wall my senior year
• a beautiful C-cup
• skinny arms and shoulders
• clear skin
• minus ten or fifteen pounds
• lots of money
• lots of shoes
• sane parents
• sanity
• charisma
• a crazy new hair color that looks good on me, platinum blonde or copper red
• a 0.7 waist-hip ratio
• pretty nails
• acceptance into my dream university
• unlimited time and space to discover and download music
• peace of mind
• being a legitimate math genius
• being a legitimately stellar writer
• delicate wrists
• skinny ankles
• no excess body hair - to never shave again!
• have non-greasy skin
• a naturally attractive person to people in general 
• the ability to make friends easily
• be instantly magnetic to boys, especially the worthwhile ones
• an attractive and fun prom date
• a sensitive, attractive, tall, and smart guy who cares about me - love is too much to ask
• a psychiatrist

-T.